Men are born between a woman’s legs, and spend the rest of their lives try to get back between them. Why? Because there’s no place like home!
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Men are born between a woman’s legs, and spend the rest of their lives try to get back between them. Why? Because there’s no place like home!
(via myoneandonlywhateverland)
lk8n:
this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
“Remember that this is the animal kingdom”
Oh my god.cryingtryfuguhij
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